talking to statues

Recently on GNE chat:

Mina: N'ello, my favourite statues!
Mina: uh oh, you both take your job quite serious today!
Mina: so, do you enjoy your life as a statue?
Mina: is it rewarding?
Mina: *looks for paint and a brush*
capodistria: .
Mina: oh!
Mina: i was just thinking about making you look all pretty and colourful!
Mina: is green ok?
Mina: ok...
Mina: green and brown.. and a little red?
Mina: oh, and hats!
Mina: you two need hats!
Mina: what about a wizard's hat for you, Yeoz?
Mina: the wizard of yeOZ! wonderful!
Mina: ok, ricardo... now that's a little harder...
Mina: what kind of hat should i give you to wear... let's see
Mina: oh! a fedora!
Mina: let's try this one...
Mina: yes!
Mina: don't you look beautiful?
Mina: i wish you could move around!
Mina: I'd build a little catwalk for the two of you!
Mina: hey, look! i got some chocolate! want some?
Mina: *moves away*
Mina: come and get it!
capodistria: yes!
capodistria: oop
Mina: aha!
Mina: you can talk!
Yeoz: statues don't eat choco.
Mina: i knew it!
Mina: ohh!
Mina: you both can talk!
Yeoz: no, you're hallucinating. there must be something in your choco.
Mina: who said that, hmm?
Yeoz: the voices in your head.
Mina: oh no! i thought i got rid off those!
Mina: hey, i'm sure i did!
Mina: that was you!
Mina: don't you try and trick me again!
Mina: *sits down and eats all the chocolate*
Mina: Mmmm, yummy!
capodistria: :'(
Mina: oh! don't cry!
Mina: i'll find some more for you!
Mina: look! i found a Kinderueberraschungsei!
Mina: it even has a toy inside!
Mina: here's one for you
capodistria: :-9
Mina: aww, look at you! all painted in green, brown and red. with that cute fedora, eating chocolate!
Mina: see, yeoz! statues do eat chocolate!

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